- Find something humorous about everything that goes on, makes life a little more enjoyable.
- Don’t get mad, smile instead. Half of those who yell don’t know how to deal with a smiling person looking back at them.
- If a stress free life isn’t a possibility, don’t worry almost every city has batting cages.
- Neighbors keeping you up all Night? Return the favor with Beethoven’s 9th and a good sub woofer.
- Unless you’re on a debate team, arguing for the sake of arguing will only make you tired and look like an idiot.
- Rain does not make for a bad day, it simply makes for a day better spend indoors. Snow on the other hand is another story.
- Horror movies are not a form of entertainment they fall under cruel and unusual punishment.
- Chocolate is not the ultimate way to bed for my forgiveness, neither are cut flowers or stuffed animals. Try a book, DVD of a favored Television show or walking the dog.
- I am not a maid despite being female, leaving stuff laying around for me to clean up doesn’t mean it will ever happen, just as my family.
- Temper tantrums are only attractive if the person throwing it is under the age of 3 years old and sleepy.
- If you don’t ask I can’t answer and will at that point be rather unsympathetic should complaints be voiced.
- Flights of Mental fantasy are not signs of mental instability. They are in fact a way of coping with a world gone insane and should be considered a healthy mental expression.
- Just because something seems impossible today doesn’t mean the same will hold true tomorrow.
- There is going to be a day where no matter what you do you’re going to be late. Feel free to fight the clock but in the end accept that you’re tardy.
- The answer to all of life’s problems can be found in patience, there are very few people who can stay angry long enough to out wait a patient person.
- In the event that you are asked to do something, agree and then ignore the requested task for a period of time long enough to motivate me to complete said task, I get to be the offended party not you.
- Frozen food does not equal groceries.
- If you get to complain when I don’t eat your cooking then be prepared to at least try mine.
- If you can’t pick up after yourself, do your own dishes or make a bed don’t assume I’m going to do it for you. Instead save the money and hire yourself a maid who will.
- Ignoring me doesn’t hurt my feelings, it amuses me.
- If we’re dating that means, I’m not your mother, I’m not your sister and I’m not your friend with benefits. I am your girlfriend and expect that you will respect me enough tot treat me well. If you don’t believe me you’re not the only man on the planet.
- Family is like candy, they come in all flavors and colors, you like some much more than others, but heaven help the person who messes with them.
- Lecture me only if you want to piss me off, there are a select handful of people who have the right and they’re family.
- If you’re going to argue that you’re right, you should first make sure you actually are.
- Jealousy and distrust do not amuse me or make you more attractive to me. I knew people before I met you and I’m not going to ignore them to make you feel more secure.
- Respect is something that is our parent’s due. They’re human they make mistakes but unless they’re a mass murderer or something similarly evil they deserve the respect of their children.
Meghan’s Rules for Life
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